Football Logic
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Were this a real emergency,
then surely there would not be football.
No sane government would prioritize leisure over duty during a national emergency.
As there is football, then this cannot be a real emergency.
If the authorities see no reason to cancel football,
then surely we need not take it so seriously.
Stay calm and watch football.
Watch football and stay calm.
Unless they ask you to wear a mask for any reason,
then obviously you have to shit yourself mad.